Land Of The Free Because Of The Brave Patriotic T-Shirt

To keep your garment looking like new for years, follow these washing and care instructions:
Wash inside out and in cold water only,
Wash with like colors,
Do not use bleach,
Tumble dry on low,
Do not iron,
Most importantly, never feed them after midnight! Wait, those are Gremlins you can't feed that late. (Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.)
Since most garments are 100% cotton or a blend, it is also a good idea not to overdry them to avoid shrinkage. No one likes shrinkage.